My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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