Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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