Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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