the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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