I heard we made out
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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