I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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