I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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