looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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