Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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