gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
