he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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