I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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