I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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