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  he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'

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• Shark bait Hoo Ha Ha!

  Submitted by artard on May 9, 12 at 1:30pm

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• We're gonna need a bigger vagina.

  Submitted by carioca on May 9, 12 at 4:36pm

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• Why wouldn't he just ring a bell?

  Submitted by dictatorforlife on May 9, 12 at 8:47pm

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  • cause then she would just salivate

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:28pm

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    • and bark

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 11:33pm

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• You have LOWWWWWWWWW standards

  Submitted by maverick2512 on May 9, 12 at 2:06pm

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• I guess the training paid off, he emotes you run over there like a wet between the legs teenager. Well done.

  Submitted by HailCaeser on May 9, 12 at 8:18pm

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• hey quit your bitching he's gunna eat you....he eating her..then he's gunna eat me.. OH MY GOOOOD!

  Submitted by nunubeest on May 9, 12 at 2:04pm

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• Finally! A man who asks for what he wants in a clear and concise way.

  Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:27pm

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