you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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