the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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