Non-Jews are for practice
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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