I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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