Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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