If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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