whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I fill condoms, not promises.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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