that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
