Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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