playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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