yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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