is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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