okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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