I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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