So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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