once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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