white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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