About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
