belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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