Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize