Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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