are you still at the devil's house?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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