I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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