i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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