theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
This is the high leading the old right now
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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