listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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