i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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