Whod you bang
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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