Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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