i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
