just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What a dumb baby whore.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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