i can't believe i had my finger in that
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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