I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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