She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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