I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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