We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize