Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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