I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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