She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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