Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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