There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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